What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation?
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What animal can jump higher than a building?
Where do fish keep their money?
What jumps when it walks but sits when it stands?
What asks but never answers?
If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can’t it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?
10 fish are in a tank. 2 Drown, 4 Swim away, and 3 Die. How many are left?
First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?