What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation?
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What animal can jump higher than a building?
What animal can jump higher than a building?
Where do fish keep their money?
Where do fish keep their money?
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands
What jumps when it walks but sits when it stands?
What asks but never answers?
What asks but never answers?
Can’t it jump through a window
If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can’t it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?
10 fish in a tank
10 fish are in a tank. 2 Drown, 4 Swim away, and 3 Die. How many are left?
What do cows drink
First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?
