What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
What is black and white and has wheels?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
What speaks with its ear, listens with its mouth?
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation?
What is at the end of a rainbow?